How Bad Can Malay be Written..??

my classmate found this paper bou two days ago..

it was an essay..
written by one of the remove class students..
its quite funny yeah..
but its not surprising..
that they were able to write this bad..!!


the original text probably sounded like this:

Setiap negara besar di dunia ini memiliki cara tersendiri untuk mempertahankan diri mereka. Judo, taekwondo, wushu dan silat merupakan seni bela diri yang popular bagi masyarakat di negara ini. Setiap saat adalah penting sewaktu berhadapan dengan lawan. .......................... Walaupun seni silat ini merupakan seni mempertahankan diri bagi masyarakat Melayu lemah, namun seni ini terus diamalkan oleh generasi sekarang. Oleh itu, banyak pertubuhan seni silat telah menjadi satu acara yang ......... pada peringkat sukan Olimpik dan sukan Komanwel.

p/s: some lines i really dont know what the hell they are writing..!! sory for the inconvinience..

Pic of the Week..!!

Location: Afifi's home

emmm..!!

bru jak open fb n yahoo mail..
not surprised..
but actually a bit surprised la..
mail+notification xsmpai 100 pn..
hehe..
apapn, ni smua gara2 c tinky taggy winky tu la..
hahaha..
blm lg gabung dgn kuasa tagging c diana..
mletup tu inbox..
haha..

Bbq..!!

'ari sabtu kita piknik ah, d pantai'

yeaa, piknik kita ni, haha..original plan: buat d pntai lygn..
hmm, "un-planned B": rmh afifi..


hmm, well..1st of all..congratz to Ili Tinky Winky n c Pernando..
for passing their KPP test..

ni nah org bkal dpt lesen, yg SAH..

well, it seems obvious that today wont be a clear day..
during noon only there was a brief sunshine..
but the rest, very windy with light drizzle..(mcm weather report plak..)hmm..
so, since the weather didnt cooperate..
we had to change location..to afifi's house..
now its officialy a BBQ, not PICNIC..!!
haha..masa aku otw mau p pntai..
jmpa c afifi, then have to hntar dia p rmh gna basikal..
then gna kreta ambil the gurls d pntai lygn..
huhu..

preparation is important, always clean ur grill with soap n water, haha..

trying to turn the sabut into arang..

so now we start la tu BBQ..
have tu bakar sabut klapa dlu..afifi try, tp xdpt, then dia n ili p jemput c mashitah..
do aku try, pn xdpt..after almost 2 hours still the sabut xmau jd arang..
(last2 g kdai bli arang)..
then we're burnin..!!
kcian tu ayam kna tnggu..
hehe..

whats the helmet for?? SAFETY!!!

yeah, its burning..

ooya, today we were able to gather together once again..
(sadly minus Zakwan)..
but its ok..
coz we're still one big family..hahaha..

we'll always be family, hehehe..

so while the girls p memanggang, me n Pernando p ambl krusi n meja..
smbl manggang tu, smpat lg posing take pics..
besala, sdh org trip artis..
especially yg pkai bju spain tu..haha..
btw, kcian c diana kelaparan..
(once again)..
sbb dia ckp dia xmkn since morning..
surely cant be dieting..
=p
so after we siap manggang..
time to eat..!!
yeaa, mkan2..
(i already eat 3 sosej i think)..hehe..so i dont have quite much room in my stomach..
hehe..
tp its ok, we still had a decent meal..
i think diana make the rice more delicious when she serve it..
haha..

ni nah cheese cake tu..

so, after meal..
we had desserts..c ili pn mau buat float..
simple jak, its more diy, haha..
c ili minum tu float, pny bsing, mcm org yg nda minum 1 mnggu, haha..
n the eagerly anticipated cheese cake pn finally dpt dihidang..
thumbs up, it was nice..
tp syg aku dh xdpt muat lg food dlm perut..
huhu..diana, make another one 4 raya k..

i'm the man!! hahahaha..

makan makan makan..rpnya may jam 5.30 sdh..
time flies..
we dun realise it..
after packing up, we tnggu bapa c afifi..
or rather for the car..
coz mau hntar ni datin2 blk rmh..
hehe..
em, thats it la..i think yg dpt aku critakan..
huhu..
maybe ili's blog will story it with more details..
hope u have fun reading..
n thanks to u my frens..
for this wonderful day..!!thank u very2 much..!!!!!!!

thanks to: Afifi, Mira, Mashitah, Diana, Ili, (emm, me also la, haha)

Outing..!!

ahhhh..

feels so good to gather with frens..
especially after such boring tests..
feels nice to get out..free my mind..well, it did take its toll on me..
as i am forced to carry extra weight..huhu..
but nevermind, its worth it..
it was Ili's idea to go out today..
bcoz she wanted to buy ingredients for her cake..??
haha..n so nice to meet with Diana again..
(she's studying at Matrix Labuan, but i feels she's so far away)..

well, it didnt started quite well though..
i felt for poor Danielle..
(i borrowed her computing book for the shop to photostat it, but the shop wasnt finished..so im very sory Danielle..if u dont get good marks for computing, u can put the blame on me k..)
then 'Kak' Ili ask me to meet her at Agro Bank..
(she was doing some business i guess)..
then we went to UK..jmpa c Buyut n Afifi..
(c Pernando, haha)..
then went to food court, n Diana came with her fren..
(i forgot her name, haha)..then off we went to buy ili's magical cake ingredients..
(somewhere near Utama Jaya)..

on the way p Utama Jaya..

then Diana..
blk2 said 'ui, aku lapar ni!!'kcian dia, haha..so we p makan d Choice Rest..
we just minum2 jak, Diana makan roti telur..
(c buyut blanja aku Coke, coz aku xda duit..haha)

haha, diana kna candid..!! hungry!!

then finally we went to the Pos Laju office..
ili wanted to post something..
by this time c Pernando sdh blk, mau men bola..
n i also had to get my photostated book..
(once again, sory Danielle)..

take pic dlu while waiting for diana's fren to gadai her hp..

oooya, between all this..
kmi pusing2 mau cari kedai hp..
sbb Diana pny kwan mau gadai her hp..
hbs satu bandar kmi pusing..(literally la)
n i dunno if she managed to..haha..

so, thats it la..
tu ja yg mampu aku critakan..
huhu..my knee is almost trcabut..
(i use Manglish, haha)..
but as i said before..

it was all worth it..!!
but its sad, coz i know..
we know..that this moments will rarely happen again soon..
so i will treasure it..
forever..

U GUYS ARE THE BEST!!

2010 Kits..!!

Liverpool FC have now unveiled their range of kits for the 2010/2011 season.

here are the kits..

Home Strip


Away Strip


Euro Strip

Pic of the Week.!!

Location: Layangan Beach

Mercedes GP..!!

my new favourite F1 team!!

MERCEDES GP..!!
haha..

with the likes of Nico Rosberg & 7-time world champion Michael Schumacher..
this team will surely retain their title..
sort of (they were Brawn GP last year)..
n should compete well with team McLaren Mercedes..
but so far it doesnt seem to be the case..
but nevermind..
to me..

THEIR CARS ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME..!!





current driver's standings:

1. L Hamilton
2. J Button
3. M Webber
4. S Vettel
5. F Alonso
6. N Rosberg
.
.
.
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9. M Schumacher
10. A Sutil

current constructor's standings:

1. McLaren Mercedes
2. Red Bull
3. Ferrari
4. Mercedes GP
5. Renault

World Champions..!!

Congratulations to SPAIN..!!

on winning the 2010 FIFA World Cup..


Netherlands 0-1 Spain
(A. Iniesta 116')

VS



Andres Iniesta: scOrer of the winNing goaL..

despite not scoring, Fernando Torres has a winners medaL.

Spain celebrates their first World Cup triumph..


SQUAD

Coach
Vicente Del Bosque

Goalkeepers
Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)
Pepe Reina (Liverpool)
Victor Valdes (Barcelona)

Defenders
Raul Albiol (Real Madrid)
Gerard Pique (Barcelona)
Carlos Marchena (Valencia)
Carles Puyol (Barcelona)
Joan Capdevila (Villarreal)
Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid)
Alvaro Arbeloa (Real Madrid)

Midfielders
Andres Iniesta (Barcelona)
Xavi Hernandez (Barcelona)
Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal)
Xabi Alonso (Real Madrid)
Sergio Busquets (Barcelona)
Javier Martinez (Athletic Bilbao)
David Silva (Manchester City)
Jesus Navas (Sevilla)

Strikers
Fernando Torres (Liverpool)
David Villa (Barcelona)
Fernando Llorente (Athletic Bilbao)
Pedro Rodriguez (Barcelona)
Juan Manuel Mata (Valencia)

Pic of the Week..!!

Location: Pantai Layangan

Ain't No Dewan Kuliah..!!

my class..

we share it with the 'peralihan' students..
so u know what to expect..
it wont be tidy..
or clean and organised..
it isnt a surprised..
we kind of expected it..

here ar some of the pics..
(this was after the class was overhauled, well literally)

Pic of the Week..!!

Location: Taman Damai
Taken by: Awang Ishak

Prolific for Clubs, Ain't So For Country..!!

for the past nine months..

we heard it time and time again..
superstars doing what they do best..
playing the beautiful game..

so often we hear..
Drogba!! Brilliant!!..
Messi!! Magical!!..
Ronaldo!! Stunning!!

the world thought that these lads will do the same at this World Cup at least..
but that doesnt seem to be the case..
did the season took its toll??
maybe..

here are some examples:
(league goals, 2010 world cup)

Didier Drogba (Chelsea & Ivory Coast)
29 goals, only one

Franck Ribery (Bayern Munich & France)
7 goals, none

Lionel Messi (Barcelona & Argentina)

34 goals, went home with an egg

Wayne Rooney (Manchester United & England)
26 goals, none for this world cup

Kaka (Real Madrid & Brazil)

9 goals, scored none..

Cristiano Ronaldo (Real Madrid & Portugal)
26 goals, scored just once

Fernando Torres (Liverpool & Spain)
18 goals, currently none

other noticable under-performer:
Frank Lampard (22 league goals, egg for the World Cup)

Random..!!

here are sOme of my first pics taken at my new skuL..

and yeah..!!
that's my cLass, 6RD (D stands for dedikasi)..
totaL of onLy eight of us..
it's ok, as long as we cLick together..

vieW frOm physiCs LaB..

stAirs of thE new bLock..

frOm biO lab..

keVin geTting a heaRt attack..

ezRa: thE tekA-teKi mAn..

6RD..!!

New Beginning..!!

starting my bLog all over again..
this time..
mOre pics, less words..
so, enjoy..