Happy Aidilfitri..!!

Ramadhan has left us once more..
and Syawal has come again..

so i would like to wish everyone..
Muslims and non-Muslims..
whoever is celebrating..
a very happy Hari Raya Aidilfitri..
Maaf, Zahir dan Batin..

:)

Get Off..!!

so, i've just been deleted on Facebook by my friend..
why? i don't know..
but presumably because of her BOYFRIEND..

i mean what? posting on her wall is wrong?
so what's the point Mr. Zuckerberg created a wall on Facebook?
for decoration? for fun? for nothing?

i did nothing wrong, i'm just posting stuffs on her wall..
that's enough to ask her to delete me from her friendlist?
if you really do love her, you should be more understanding..
she's not yours officially..
and don't be wrong, i still have the rights to be friends with her..
but by doing this, i'm sorry..
your age means nothing..
you're just getting older but not wiser..

"jealousy because of care" or in Malay "cemburu sebab sayang"..
what does this really mean?
so tell me, do you have to be jealous to love your friends?
i don't think so..
if it is to be this way, than that means if Allah loves my friends, then i have to be jealous to Allah..
what? what piece of crap is this thinking?
it is so unfortunate that you have a piece of shallow mind..
not just you, but anyone who does this and did what was asked to do..
even a monkey is smarter than that!

anyway, sorry for posting this crap..
just want to let my heart out..

What if..

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru! And zen world!

The English Language..

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

Let's face it
English is a weird language.
There is no egg in the eggplant.
No ham in the hamburger.
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
English muffins were not invented in England.
French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn't the preacher praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down
And in which you fill in a form
By filling it out
And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn't a race at all)

That is why
When the stars are out they are visible
But when the lights are out they are invisible
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation,
It ends.

Ramzy's Status Compilation..

i felt bored..
so i'll do this post just for fun..
this dude post a few funny Facebook status updates..
so maybe i'll just do a compilation of the statuses..
hehe..

so here it is..

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org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME
org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME! xD

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Good morning, and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night...x)

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I saw a sign yesterday saying 'Have you seen this man?'
with a picture of the criminal and a number to call.
I was bored so I rung them up and said 'No I haven't' .

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Teacher: "You failed the test."
Me:"You failed to educate."

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I've never seen a tombstone that read:
"Died from not forwarding that text to ten people."

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1. Go Google Translate
2. Select translate from English to Malay
3. Type this following:

Do not snatch philippines money
The people of bangladesh are angry
pakistani people hate national row

4. Laugh quietly to myself xD

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I dare you to buy three pigs and paint 1,2 and 4 on them
let them run loose in the shopping complex
and watch the security guards run round looking for 3.. xD

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A little kid is pulling a rope down the beach when a man asks the kid
"Why are you pulling that rope?"
the kid replies " Have you ever tried pushing a rope?."

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WHAT Is Education..? Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life. -Albert Einstein-<---he said that,not me~ :D

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Rude girl:Sooooo...when is your baby will come out?
(The only funny part about this is when the other girl looks up and says)
Fat girl:I don't know, ask your boyfriend~:)

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Setiap org ada hak masing untuk post status drg~
So,no need to criticized someone status~
"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do."

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One Day I thought I had super powers.
I could see through walls!!
Sadly, I was just looking out a window~ X)

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Anyone can be hit by a moving car, but only I have the skill to get hit by a parked car.. x)

Just the Way We Are..

humans..

one of His greatest creation..
blessed with common sense along with two arms, two legs, two eyes, two ears, a mouth, a nose with two holes and many more..
but let's focus about human personality..
what are humans actually made of?
we are made of meat and bones and etc.
plus there's the feelings and other things we cannot touch but can only feel..

humans vary in attitudes and perspectives..
so there will never be the same opinion among all of us..
and there's where the problem rises..
conflicts and disagreements tend to take over our feelings..
leading us to become "smartASSES" and "experts"

humans are born to criticize..
that's an annoying fact..
especially the ones who criticize something are the ones who don't even know how to do the thing they were criticizing..
we all have done that, don't lie to yourself..

i'll take an example..
in football, when a footballer misses a glorious opportunity when it is easier to score..
no doubt fans will start to taunt and jeer him..
but think, what if you were in his shoes?
you were that very player playing in front of huge crowds..
of cause you'll feel nervous..
and that very same feeling struck that player..
that's why he missed..
but of cause footballers are nothing without fans..

how about another example?
this time closer to home..
you keep nagging your friends about being this and that..
while you didn't think about yourself, doing the same mistakes..
thinking yourself is perfect and always correct..
that's a big mistake..

and what about saying other people are immature?
what about you?
are you mature enough?
think again, we will never get mature in everything..
and "claiming" yourself mature is a very bad thing to do..
why? because tagging yourself shows that you are selfish and ignorant..

and one more..
it is worth lying to your people you called your "best friend"?
lying because your "beloved one" told you to do so?
oo, what a shame for being that kind of person..
there's a genuine two-faced tanner..
and at the same time not realizing you were stabbing your friends' back until a MONKEY reminded you..
hahaha, shame on you human..

i wrote this just to share a bit..
and i assure..
i myself did those very same bad things..
and dear did it cost me..
anyway, sorry for wasting your time reading this..
hehe..

Bazaar..!!

this post is dedicated to someone far away..
here it is, a bit of pics of Bazaar Ramadhan Labuan Walk..
you know where it is right?
seems like more stalls are set up..
prices of food, are up too..
huhu..
a whole "Ayam Golek" cost RM18.. =.="
"Ayam Percik"(which is no larger than the palm of your hand) cost RM6..
some seriously inflated prices there..
but it may be worth it cause the Bazaar is only held once a year..