Aug 8, 2011

Ramzy's Status Compilation..

i felt bored..
so i'll do this post just for fun..
this dude post a few funny Facebook status updates..
so maybe i'll just do a compilation of the statuses..
hehe..

so here it is..

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org Amerika kentut ckp EXCUSE ME

org British kentut ckp PARDON ME
org Singapore kentut ckp FORGIVE ME
org kita kentut ckp NOT ME! NOT ME! xD

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Good morning, and in case I don't see you, good afternoon, good evening, and good night...x)

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I saw a sign yesterday saying 'Have you seen this man?'
with a picture of the criminal and a number to call.
I was bored so I rung them up and said 'No I haven't' .


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Teacher: "You failed the test."

Me:"You failed to educate."


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I've never seen a tombstone that read:

"Died from not forwarding that text to ten people."

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1. Go Google Translate
2. Select translate from English to Malay
3. Type this following:

Do not snatch philippines money
The people of bangladesh are angry
pakistani people hate national row

4. Laugh quietly to myself xD


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I dare you to buy three pigs and paint 1,2 and 4 on them
let them run loose in the shopping complex

and watch the security guards run round looking for 3.. xD


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A little kid is pulling a rope down the beach when a man asks the kid
"Why are you pulling that rope?"
the kid replies " Have you ever tried pushing a rope?."


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WHAT Is Education..? Education is a process of wasting half of our life to learn how to waste remaining half of our life. -Albert Einstein-<---he said that,not me~ :D


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Rude girl:Sooooo...when is your baby will come out?
(The only funny part about this is when the other girl looks up and says)

Fat girl:I don't know, ask your boyfriend~:)


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Setiap org ada hak masing untuk post status drg~
So,no need to criticized someone status~

"Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do."


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One Day I thought I had super powers.
I could see through walls!!
Sadly, I was just looking out a window~ X)

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Anyone can be hit by a moving car, but only I have the skill to get hit by a parked car.. x)

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